tsunflowers:

*touches ground* that feel… there’s no gf here, we have to look elsewhere

askareinerbraun:

haha no 

cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

http://media.tumblr.com/9e0ccfbe05bb74b6c1070ff6c2a54558/tumblr_inline_mjwffvintM1qz4rgp.gif

wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

oishiiasfuck:

Remember that time all the Pokemon just ate good-ass looking food in the middle of the forest and got drunk.

cleophatrajones:

abstrackafricana:

iwillmakeyouskinny:

beyseybey:

Biggest plot twist


i will never not repost this.

when you see it, reblog it

cleophatrajones:

abstrackafricana:

iwillmakeyouskinny:

beyseybey:

Biggest plot twist

i will never not repost this.

when you see it, reblog it

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

prograrn:

if we’re friends!! don’t apologize about talking about ur problems or anything ok if we’re friends i love when u talk about anything i love when u tell me things i love to know about ur life okay i love YOU

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

I destroyed my body for a peace of mind I never got.
(via okay)

chubby-punx:

My goal is to be very, very cute but also very, very spooky

morpheuskilljoy:

themaraudingtrio:

ghostfishkrillah:

(AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU)

image

LOOK WHAT I MADE

reblogging because everyone needs to see that gif